Sunday, September 28, 2008

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Kirk Cameron apparently forgot the definition of 'acting'

Kirk Cameron used to be quite the playa. Then he got religion. Somehow he still managed to bag a smokin' hot wife (you know, Chelsea Noble, the female who 'acted' as his girlfriend on Growing Pains). Now he is so freakin' religious he won't even kiss the actress playing his wife on the new movie he has coming out.

"I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman," the former child star of Growing Pains told Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford Monday on TODAY in New York.

To get around the conflict, the filmmakers employed a bit of movie magic, Cameron explained. They dressed his wife, actress Chelsea Noble, like the movie's female lead and shot the scene in silhouette.

Yeah, that's not weird.

By the way, did you know that Chelsea Noble was 26 when she married the then 20 year-old Cameron. Way to cougar it up, Kirk! Also, Chelsea was born Nancy Mueller, but I guess changed her name for acting purposes. God doesn't mind if you do that when it comes to acting.

THe FReCKLeD FINGer for 9.26.08

BECOMING A SNOWMAN

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Ernie Banks, 77, adopted a baby

Now I am all for adoption, don't get me wrong here, but dude... Ernie, you're 77. I can't keep up with my kids and I am like, uh, a lot younger than you.

Cubs Hall of Famer Ernie Banks, 77, and wife Liz, 52, adopted a baby girl last Saturday, two days after she was born under the direction of a midwife in Los Angeles.

Are they too old to be parents? Liz Banks doesn't think so.

Duh.

"As long as you have the love and the energy to do it, why not?" she said.

Because the kid's dad will be dead or decrepit before the kid hits puberty, maybe?

"I'm certainly up for it. And nobody believes that Ernie is a pair of sevens. He has just as much energy and enthusiasm for life as he did when he first started his Cub career. He's just a great ambassador of life. And the joy he can give to a young child is just going to be wonderful."

And out comes the old saw about how he/she acts sooo much younger than his/her age and that age is ain't nuthin' but a number, blah, blah, blah, in order to justify doing something that may or may not have been a good decision...

"We have prepared a home of peace, love and joy for her to be raised and loved in. And we certainly will have a village of relatives to help raise her."

Of that I have no doubt. Best of luck...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Carey Torrice: Hottest politician ever?

Macomb County (MI) Commissioner Carey Torrice is so sexy that she has hot photos of herself on her own official Web site. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our next VP candidate!



Also on her Web site is something related to her politics...

"As your Macomb County Commissioner, I believe that an elected official must be easily accessible to their constituents. I promise that if you ever contact me with a problem, I will immediately do my best to fight and resolve the issue. During my term in office, I have worked diligently as your County Commissioner. I have fought for many things. Some of the important things I have fought for are: a four-year university, cleaning the roads, water quality, fighting to keep the library open, treatment of animals, education, promoting new business in Macomb County to create more jobs and balancing the budget. All of this has been accomplished without raising taxes."

Pfft...Whatever... Pictures!!

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TMZ has 22 more pics, that is, if you're interested in this type of thing... Hey, where'd you go?!

Now this is synergy... Kid Rock launches his own beer

Rapper Kid Rock, he of Bawitdaba and golfing with John Daly fame, has stumbled onto the perfect product to put his mug on... and pour in his mug...

The rocker has teamed up with Drinks Americas Holdings to launch a premium domestic beer, which will be released next year.



Drinks Americas CEO J. Patrick Kenny says, "Kid Rock is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit, and we think we can create a beer in that same image."

That image being a greasy, pot-smokin', cussin', gettin' into fights with black people at Waffle Houses, marryin' & divorcin' Pam Anderson image. I'm getting me a sixer, pronto.

"There is no question in our mind that people will try a beer that Kid Rock will stand by and when they like it, a great and incredibly valuable trademark will be created."

This the same guy who thought Crystal Pepsi was a good idea, right?